Nicole vs. Life
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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