what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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