She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You took a bar mat shot.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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