spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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