Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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