the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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