conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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