only if we run a train.
done.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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