just survived the first fart of the relationship.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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