I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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