I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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