took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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