the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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