Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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