I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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