I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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