Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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