my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just forgot I was standing up.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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