Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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