Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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