is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can I color on your dick again?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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