why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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