that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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