a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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