i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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