hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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