he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
