i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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