I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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