I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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