Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize