I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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