thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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