I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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