Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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