i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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