did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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