Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My nipple is on Facebook.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Damn victory sex feels great
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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