he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My liver just had a heart attack.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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