Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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