the day after is always just damage control
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
