Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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