yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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