I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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