Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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