I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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