the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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