i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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