i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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