Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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