If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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