I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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