giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We talked him into tasing himself.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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